I'm back, bitches !

Katkout is back, ba3da ghiyaban tawil. Bass ana hek, b7ebb kel shi tawil.
aakh i have so many things to tell you, it's too much, so i'm not gonna say anything.
Bass i've had great vacations, a great christmas, a great new year eve etc.
I've had a lot of sex, with many different people loool !
But right now i feel like i need to settle down, la anno ma ba2a fiyyeh emsheh men ketrit el **touut**. Ma twekhzouneh tfalla3et !!!
W ba3den bta3erfo, i'm a very fragile and sensitive boy, so i need some time for myself.

Yi yiii yaaaaaay i didn't tell you : i'm rocking a new haircut !!! I looooove it, everyone loves it, people applaud when i pass in the streets, i see boys fainting on both sides because they can't handle so much hair beauty, girls cry and throw their underwear at me... Believe me, your haircut could change your life. Change it !
However i kept my hair long enough, la anno b7ebb en7alash, if you see what i mean.

Umm... What else ?
Oh ! I destroyed my brother's car !
Who cares anyways let's change the subject...

Khalas i feel like going to bed. I feel like reading a chapter in some french novel AND THEN i'll go to bed.

Khalas bonne nuit, uft !

Who will be the one to marry me ?

Yiiiiiiiiiiii i've had enough of this life !
I'm a 22 years old gay, i'm not ugly, i have a great ass (every single guy that fucked me said so), i'm talented, i'm successful at university and still... I'M SINGLE !!!
Whyyyyyyyyyyy ???? Anno leh ?!
W halla2 it's christmas, so i feel even more lonely la anno fiyyeh fesh khel2eh bel akel ! I've eaten so much since monday, bass ya3neh everything was delecious.
However, i would give away all the chocolates in the world for a lover, a rich beautiful successful rich intelligent muscled rich lover (eh akid he has to be rich, i'm not Lebanese for nothing). But i'm not a slut. Not too much.
Je plaisante ya 3ammeh.
Anno it's sad, i always feel like there's noone for me, while other guys find partners more easily... I don't understand why...
And Lebanese men are soooooo complicated, ya reit i was living in Switzerland, i love Swiss men. Or European guys. Even Americans. Anno whatever comes with a dick lol.
La2 i'm kidding i'm not really a bitch, actually i'm adorable, i just talk like a bitch when i'm feeling bitchy in this bitchy country. It's Katkout, bitch !
Anyways... i will go to bed alone today.
7aram ana.
I'm so mazloum.
By the way christmas was fun with my whole family. They all asked me if i have a girlfriend... If only they knew ! Bass anno i just stay discreet about my private life.
You should see my cousin, he's MAJOR, as Victoria Beckham would say. He's beyond hot, he's MAJOR ! I would like a protective boyfriend like him ! I'll keep you updated in case God turns to me and grants me a lover after i publish this note. Dawwouleh shmou3.

I'm fucking sick...

AAAaaaakkkhh... My throat is hurting me... i'm so sick, that's not appropriate on christmas ! I still haven't bought gifts for anyone, i'll do it this weekend probably... Bass baynetna, ma 7ada byestehal... yalla it's ok 3a rayet Elissa.

Ya3neh halla2 you have to imagine me in front of my laptop with a huuuuuuge duvet on me, and i'm sticking to the heater la anno i feel so cold. 7aram katkout.

W i'm not getting better, even though the doctor gave me things to suck that are supposed to relieve my pain... serious stuff, mesh strepsils ! But this time sucking made me no good !

How am i supposed to go to class today ya 3alam, i need to rest ! Lezim oul la papi yjebleh man2ousheh abel ma yfell la anno i can't go out to buy it. Yummie shi man2ousheh 3a jebneh, full of cheese, melting... btw i hate za3tar, it sticks to my teeth ! That's so not glamourous.

And a gay boy MUST stay glamourous 24/7, even when he's sick !!!

3a fekra can someone help me to install a statistics tool in my blog ? la anno i don't even know who's visiting me... Any advice ?

I hate mechanics !

Ya alla i hate mechanics ma ma32oul ! This is the hardest course EVER ya 3alam ! Halla2 i just got back from class w bekraha men kel albeeeeh, hiyyeh wel professor !

Bsir hekeh a3mel 7aleh 3am befham in class, and i start doing some of the exercices but i neveeeer have the correct answers, i'm so cursed. W i guess i look pathetic in class, but i try to otro2 pose malgré tout la anno there are some handsome boys with me, you never know ya3neh.

W halla2 this afternoon i have to do a project with a group bass i don't like the people that are working with me on it.

Khalas you know what, lyom i hate everybody, baddeh fesh khel2eh. Nshallah yemda hal nhar 3a kheir ! Let's see who's poking me on facebook...

I should be sleeping...

... but I can't !

I N S O M N I A

Listening to Eden by Sarah brightman... I'm so... bewitched ! Sa7aretneh hal charmouta (sa7arni w ghalghal fiyyi saaaa7arniii, ejani bel 7enniyi w ghayyarni !) it sounds funny written in arabic :)

And you know I'm also thinking of that guy i slept with last sunday. Ya3neh he was cute, bass mesh a god bel sex (ayro zghir!). Hekeh shfe2et 3leh shway, even though i would love to see him again and get intimate with him ! Ya alla il était adorable ! Bass i don't think i'll sleep with him again, la anno i'm gonna play hard to get halla2. Eh tab3an !

Bass anno kamen he has a girlfriend (as if he was straight, ha-ha) w i kinda feel bad for her. I will get to see her often w i don't wanna be the asshole that's sleeping with her boyfriend. Halla2 ok, i'll do it with him a couple of times, bass ma ra7 zida ktir.

Khalas i should stop thinking of him la tizeh sitteen seneh ! Seriously maybe i should go to sleep la anno bokra nhar tawil, ma3 a3deh bel gemmayzeh w tare2 poseit men ba3d el jem3a, so lezim erte7.

Yalla bonne nuit.

My first blog !

Yaaaaay i'm so excited !!! This is my first blog ! La anno i was surfing on the internet searching for a gay lebanese blog, and i didn't find any ! Elet ma32oooouuul ??? Wala single lebanese gay blog on the internet ?! You only talk about politics guys ?!

Fa elet to myself lahh ya katkout you must do something about it, save the world ! So arraret to do a blog that talks about anything a young lebanese gay thinks about : politics seen from my perspective, fashion, cute men, big cocks, gaydar, studies, friends, nancy, haifa, dana etc. (Don't you just love Dana ? She's sooooo my role model). W heik.

My name is katkout and i'm 22 years old and i have a great ass, publicly shown on gaydar (and gathering a lot of admirative comments lol). And yes i get fucked and i don't mind it, get used to it from now on ! i'm also a student in a beirut university, but i won't tell you where exactly ! Maybe you'll find out...

Basically, if you're fed up with serious politics, and if you wanna have fun with me, you're welcome on this blog, weither you're gay or straight. Actually i love straight guys, who doesn't ?!

Yalla, i hope i'll have a few loyal reader, w don't hesitate to tell me what you think about me, i would love to read your comments !